Cerita Lucu yg masuk di e-Mail

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Biasanya saya jarang banget nerima E-mail yang aneh. Kalaupun ada; jarang saya buka. Cuman nggak tahu E-mail ini masih saya simpan yang kebetulan dikirim oleh teman saya yang bekerja di Liberia. Mudah-mudahan lucu juga...he..he...

Dear All,

Kalau Bahasa Indonesia diajarkan di sekolah-sekolah dan universitas di
Australia itu biasa .... tetapi kalau Bahasa Jawa diajarkan di Uinversitas di
Australia itu mungkin luar biasa.
Di Flinders Uni ada dosen yang mengajarkan Bahasa Jawa yang tentunya
muridnya para bule. Yang menarik adalah sistem pengajarannya.
Salah satu kegiatan yang mereka lakukan adalah menterjemahkan lagu-lagu Barat
(berbahasa Inggris) kedalam bahasa Jawa.

Terjemahan Lagu Boso Jowo

All out of love (Air Supply) = Katresnan kebablasan
Goodbye (Air Supply) = Minggat
Lost in love (Air Supply) = Wes ora tresno
Making love out of nothing at all (Air Supply) = Gelo (jebule ora dibayar)
Grease (Bee Gees) = Kinclong
How deep is your love (Bee Gees) = Duwekmu kok jero 'men
I started a joke (Bee Gees) = Wiwit ndagel
In the morning (Bee Gees) = Isuk utuk2
Saturday night fever (Bee Gees) = Meriang ning nekat ngapel
Summertime (jazz) = Loro Panas
Stayin' alive (Bee Gees) = Ora iso mati
Words (Bee Gees) = Nggedebus
More than words (Extreme) = Nggedebus pol
Highway star (Deep Purple) = Jago trek-trek'an
Smoke on the water (Deep Purple) = Umeb (album 'Nggodog Wedang')
Soldier of fortune (Deep Purple) = Prajurit raiso mati

Mama (Genesis) = Mak'e
Another day in paradise (Phill Collins) = Suk'mben ing swargo
Againts all odds (Phill Collins) = Ongko Ganep
All night long (Lionel Richie) = Lek-lek'an(ngebyar)
Still (Lionel Richie) = Isih (durung entek)
Stuck on you (Lionel Richie) = Kecanthol
Truly (Lionel Richie) = Tenan'e
Frozen (Madonna) = Njendel
Like a virgin (Madonna) = Ketok'e perawan
Don't cry for me, Argentina (Madonna) = Ojo nangis, Sragen
Billy Jean (Michael Jackson) = Tuku clono Levis
Black & white (Michael Jackson) = Sebrangan dalan
Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) = Di-ithik-ithik sak-modar'e
Release me (Engelbert Humperdinck) = Cul'na aku
My way (Frank Sinatra) = Sak-karepku
I don't like to sleep alone (Paul Anka) = on-ana aku
Fragile (Sting) = tet
Hands clean (Alanis Morissette) = Wisuh
Believe (Cher) = coyo
I still believe (Brenda K Star) = Ngengkelan
Shy guy (Diana King) = Clingus
Wild woman (Michael Learns to Rock) = Morotuwo
Torn (Natallie Imbruglia) = Suwek / dedel duel
Don't speak (No Doubt) = Meneng'a wae
La copa de la via (Ricky Martin) = Ayo bal-balan
Something stupid (R William & Nicole Kidman) = nggobloki
Kiss me (Sixpence None The Richer) = Kismis
Viva forever (Spice Girls) = Ketagihan wedak Viva
Uptown girl (Westlife) = Wong wedok nggunung
Don't stop me now (Queen) = Ojo Nggandoli
Bohemian rhapsody (Queen) = Bu Hemi nge'Rap'
We will rock you (Queen) = Balang2an watu
Always (Bon Jovi) = Mesti ngono
Bed of roses (Bon Jovi) = i mati
Alone (Heart) = n (album 'Kendel tenan')
Self control (Laura Branigan) = Poso
Warrior (Pat Benatar) = Sepatu basket
The temple of the king (Rainbow) = Candi
Sailing (Rod Stewart) = Iseh Eling (ora edan)
Jump (Van Halen) = Njondil (album 'Kaget')
Almost unreal (Roxette) = Ora umum
Black magic woman (Santana) = Mak Lampir
Smooth (Santana) = Lunyu (album 'Kepleset')
Always somewhere (Scorpion) = Mblayang wae
Still loving you (Scorpion) = Ra duwe isin
So young (The Corrs) = Bocah SD
After all (Al Jarreau) = Entek2an
Forever young (Alphaville) = Awet enom
Woman in love (Barbra Streisand) = Suminten edan

Suddenly (Billy Ocean) = Mak-jegagik / uJUG uJUG
If (Bread) = Yen
My heart will go on (Celine Dion) = Loro hepatitis
The prayer (Andrea Bocelli & Celine Dion) = Mbah Modin
I've never been to me (Charlene) = Ora pernah kenal Tomi
Hard to say I'm sorry (Chicago) = Kisinan
Zombie (Cranberries) = Gendruwo
Boulevard (Dan Byrd) = Dalan gede
Lady Valentine (David Gates) = Putri Solo
Emotion (Destiny's Child) = Muntab
If we hold on together (Diana Ross) = Yen Gegandengan tangan
It's you (Dionne W & Stevie W) = Jebul sliramu
Hotel California (Eagles) = Losmen Kali Pepe
Big big world (Emilia) = Donya'ne gedhe banget
In your eyes (George Benson) = Blobok
Careless whisper (George Michael) = Seneng rasan2
All I am (Heatwave) = Serakah
I don't have the heart (James Ingram) = Rempela thok
Just once (James Ingram) = Sepisan wae
Beautiful girl (Jose Mari Chan) = Cah ayu
To all the girls I loved before (Julio Iglesias) = Kanggo randha-randhaku
Dust in the wind (Kansas) = Lesus nggawa bledug
Pretty boy (M2M) Banci
Smile again (Manhatan Transfer) = Ayo ngguyu (Waljinah)
Paint my love (Michael Learns to Rock) = Nge-cet omahe pacar
I'll be here waiting for you (Richard Marx) = Dak-cegat nyang kene
Become 1 (Spice Girls) = Ilang siji
Babe (Styx) = Maratuwa
Mermaid (Tatsuro Yamash*ta) = Iwak ayu
Lea (Toto) = Liyo (ora podo)
Just the way you are (Billy Joel) = Sak-karepmu
Smoke gets in your eyes (jazz) = Kakehan ngrokok
Long train running (Doobie W) = Kepancal Sepur
All blues (George Benson) = Kelunturan (biru kabeh)
O Danny boy (tradisional Irlandia) = Jebul'e anake Dani!
Blueberry hill (Louis Armstrong) = Gunung Pare
 
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were
forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,
I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check
in my pocket."
"Oh really" she spat."then you must have some job,
because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour.
 
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