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Ini cerita saat Bush, Koffi Annan, Hu Jin Tao dan Yassir Arafat masih menjabat...


Ini dia tokoh2 dalam cerita ini:

Condi rice (Condoleeza Rice) - National security advisor
Kofi Annan - Secretary General of UN
Hu Jin Tao - New Chief of the Communist party in China
Yassir Arafat - President of Palestinian Council
George W Bush - president of USA..

We take you now to the Oval Office.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm ask ing you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?




-dipi-
 
aduh jadi bingung sendiri


Ada juga nih, film ruse Hour 2 juga kalau ga salah, yang dikira Jackichan mati gara-gara apa ya lupa, padahal gak.

si partnernya bilang, "Lee! Lee! I think you Die!"
"Who's die?"
"You!"
"Yu? Detectif Yu?"
"No, You!"
"So who's Yu?"
"No, no You!"
dan seterusnya, kalau ga salah sih gitu dialognya :))
 
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