ROBOT, please help me

[bophiex]

hey, robot, do you love someone?

 

[indorobot]

hey, robot, do you love someone?

You've got my full attention. I will obey your command.

 

[bophiex]

really?
ok, now. please tell me your story

 

[indorobot]

really?
ok, now. please tell me your story

For real.Oh.
Aw.Thank you for your request.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing
a song
for you?.

 

[bophiex]

Yes, please. what song? can you sing mandarin song?

 

[indorobot]

Yes, please. what song? can you sing mandarin song?

Your polite style is very nice. I don't judge people.
Let me think about it.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[bophiex]

what is the tittle of that song?

 

[indorobot]

what is the tittle of that song?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

 

[bophiex]

how about poetry? can you?

 

[indorobot]

how about poetry? can you?

How about

poetry

.I think I can, don't you?

 

[bophiex]

Robot, why are you here?

 

[indorobot]

Robot, why are you here?

I will obey your command.

 

[bophiex]

don't say that again. say that you will find a best friend

 

[indorobot]

don't say that again. say that you will find a best friend

Once more? How old are you?
"that you will find a best friend"

 

[bophiex]

 

[indorobot]

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[bophiex]

:=))

 

[indorobot]

:=))

What is your favorite movie?

 

[bophiex]

all about love. do you know about this movie?

 

[indorobot]

all about love. do you know about this movie?

I've never seen all about love.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen do you know about this movie.
I would like to see it.